I cried to tears (but the story is long):
We implement the information system in a large manufacturing enterprise.
This is happening in the south of Russia. Industrial systems are implemented.
sensors, installed directly in the new production lines and
expensive equipment. The equipment was purchased in Finland.
They attracted Finnish producers to bring theirs and install them.
The work is quite difficult and long. No one can stop the process.
Therefore, the scratches of the sensors go jewelry and in the hours of minimal load.
They came from Finland and four healthy white-haired men - work,
They clearly know their affairs well. Looking out, I remember from childhood.
The books "Russian fairy tales" were pictures of Russian heroes: the growth is high,
Shoulders wide, salmon hair, hemp face. In the station where it stands
There is a factory, a hotel, but it is better not to have it, but under the contract.
No less than three stars. It is only in about 80.
by km. Shorter in the summer "track" (two lanes, one there, the other back)
Loaded (“shutdown” resort), two hours there, two back. of such life.
The Finns were overwhelmed, but the main thing is that they have a dry law in Finland.
here at least. And they began to flood.
Now the story:
The Finns started walking every day from evening to morning. Going to the girls,
They fought, demanded to show the bears, and so on.
is impossible. Once the mentions were called, a group of men arrived (2 people), began
One Finn was dragged, the other three came out, the mentions were attacked, theirs were repelled.
There was no international scandal. How men communicated with
Finnish for us is a mystery, Finnish in Russian is no bum, we communicate at the factory
Only through a translator. Mostly the hotel administration.
"I froze" that the Finns were singing songs from evening to morning (naturally on the
and Finnish). And from the hotel in the resort season began to come in the "shutters". by V
In general, the situation has become critical, the director of the hotel writes a complaint to our
The company is transferred to the director of the Finnish company. In other words, the car,
Complaints, etc. On Friday the Finns at the factory are sad and lost. The Main
The engineer, who worked well with them, asks their senior.
The next dialogue, after which the factory stood up for half a day (everyone was just riding):
The head. Engineer: “Is that not so?”
Finn: “Yes, they want us to be recalled, they will be severely penalized and they will be punished.
dismissal for violation of the rules of conduct of employees of the company
territory of the employer. We sang noisy songs at night, people do not sleep.
have given.”
The head. Engineer: “Songs at night? In what language?”
Finn: “We only know Finnish songs. In the Finnish.”
The head. Engineer: “All shit, listen here. In the explanation you write that
It is very difficult to work here, no one understands you, you are in a foreign country.
To raise the moral spirit of your team, you sang the anthem at night.
of Finland. Do you have a hymn?”
Finn: “Yes, there is!!”
To describe the range of feelings and the work of thought, reflected on the face of the Finn, could not.
Maybe even Leo Tolstoy. Finn had a 20-minute stunt. In short,
The explanatory text was written by three: the chief engineer, the translator and the Finnish.
I read each paragraph twenty times. Then the head. Engineers gathered
All the Finns and forced everyone to learn the explanatory by hand. After that
For a long time the Finns could not understand why he was each of them separately.
"Marino" in his office on the part of explanatory and relentlessly oral,
If you have tried to tell anything other than the information stated in the text
and explanatory. When they came back from Finland, they told me.
with round eyes that talked to them there with each one individually,
Just like the engineer did here.
The result:
No one was fired.
- for manifesting patriotic feelings for the homeland and company, etc.
They gave a pretty big prize.