... there is a colleague in our office one... a man a little provincial and very practical)
So, we decided to get rid of ourselves and on unfairly earned cash to buy a coffee machine in the office. They put this miracle of technology in an honorable place, performed, under the pleasure of the crowd, a test launch.
And then our rationalizer said, in full seriousness: "normal technique... Only I don’t like coffee this your bitter... Here if there is a peanut to sleep, a chic soup will work out!"
... 3 days we break the head if it was serious, but the coffee machine is not left unattended in any case)))