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 08.08.2008
I met a girl, and here it turns out that coming and living in 3 hours from work. I said to her, “Dick, stay at night with me, she agreed. Well, I bought a beer, I sang songs to her, I went to bed in the same bed, and she says, on the first date you can’t. I tell her, then sleep. She slept until nighttime, I wake her up, she again about the first date. Nihua, I said, my first date was yesterday. This is a good logic. ?
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