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 08.08.2008
How is Nathan?
No, she left me. I never understood women :-(
HHH: What did you say?
I lie down and sleep at night (at about half-4) and I don’t touch anyone. Then she wakes me up with the words"You are sleeping?!" the following is approximately the dialogue:
How can you sleep yours!? to
I: and what?
She says, “I don’t sleep!”! to
I: O_O
She: You are a very senseless puppy of someone!
I: O_o
She: I can’t sleep, and he’s sleeping peacefully!! to
I: O_O
She is: All! Go you go!! to
At four o’clock in the evening, she got her things together.
No more... you were not hurt because of your broken nail.
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