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 20.09.2013
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Q: Please write me compositions "My specialty(profession) nurse". I took 1 course of medical college.
My profession is a nurse. I work in the traumatology department. There are a lot of people treated in our department, many of them are non-going - attached to beds and stretches. Here I take care of them: I make bandages, put on them a gips, wash purulent wounds... With babysitters in our department is trouble - because nobody wants to clean up the products of the lives of patients for 4 tons of rubles. So we do all this ourselves. We replace ducks and ships, we take it all out of the chambers and my own... It happens that the chief physician comes around. And here it begins - here the floor is dirty, here the shit smells not cleaned during. Well, what to say, the work is difficult and ungrateful. And very little paid.
I will work here for a couple of weeks, and I will go to a cigarette store to sell. There is no shit, no blood, no pus there. The SP is even more.
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