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 09.08.2008
Topic from the women’s forum: how do you anticipate the approaching orgasm?
xxx: I feel lightness, blessed lightness there, and a pre-sense of unbearable sweetness... like before a sneeze, you know, there is a feeling... a pleasant chewing, what is it?
YYY: And then there caiac sneezes...and scratches everyone.

zzz: When the orgasm is approaching. I only think of one thing: "Don’t give God you, scuco, with the pace or course you will fall..."
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