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 23.09.2013
Give me an iPad.
Daughter: I can not. My husband and I have an agreement.
100 years ago, Alexander Bell invented the phone.
Daughter: I know it. happened in history.
Father: So call me! Take advantage of the achievements of humanity.
I don’t want to talk to her.
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