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 28.09.2013
The first day of vacation. Changed the symmetry. Silence, no one is calling. I go to bed at midnight, out of happiness and not afraid to sleep for work. Exactly at 8 a.m. I get a call and someone with an exhausted voice rings into the phone, that I am Serega, I am a fool and a goat, again eaten, did not go to work, some fool did not take food in the 345th dining room and I can not come and I was already fired! Aaaah! I break out of the bed, cling to the bed, fall, climb to the side of the bath, shaking the cat and shaking in the memory of brilliant scratches, and then it comes to me that I am NOT Serega! It was warm and good ;)
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