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 28.09.2013
I was young and ahead of time. I was a good technician, better than my parents and even better than my grandparents. I taught seniors how to use phones, machines, devices, electronics. I taught them the orientation of the terrain, let them listen to contemporary music, they ticked their ears and said it was loud, fast and incomprehensible. I read them modern books and they ran away, preferring TV with Kobzon, Pugacheva and Lechchenko.
I then went into the woods, left alone and dreamed of getting old, so that I could be taught something by young people.
30 years passed. I became old. But, shit... I’m still teaching the same thing, but I’m young. Because they can’t teach me.
I teach young people to use phones, machines, devices, electronics. I teach them the orientation of the terrain, let them listen to contemporary music, they clog their ears and say that it is loud, fast and incomprehensible. I read them modern books and they run away, preferring a TV with Home-2.
What is wrong in this world? What kind of guy put him in a break?
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