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 28.09.2013
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I want to wake up in the morning, but my fat is not. I want to wear jeans size 42.

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I want my photos in the swimsuit to be so erotic that it would cause men to stand up.

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I want to see that fucking light between my legs. Mythical I would say.
Do I want a lot? and :)

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Add a little to that.)

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The traveler?

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