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 30.09.2013
I came across a 2012 quote.

Demonstration of tobacco products and the process of their consumption in the cinema, radio or television will be allowed only if it is done for the purpose of informing about the harm of smoking.

Can anyone imagine Sherlock Holmes without a tube? It is absurd...
YYY: Just Sherlock will have to cough the whole film terribly with blood and tell everyone that he will soon die.
and...
Or, for example, so is it. At the height of the WOW, a meeting in the rank of the Supreme Commander-in-Chief, is sitting Stalin and a bunch of generals.
Zhukov: Comrade Stalin, the Germans broke through the defense and rush toward Moscow, what measures will we take?
Stalin, swiftly pulling the smoke out of his pipe and coughing: "Comrades, decide without me. I will still die of lung cancer tomorrow.
Source: http://bash.im
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