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 30.09.2013
News about the opening of the Crimean shore in Moscow (instead of the highway now a wide pedestrian area with a backpack)
The Camel:
I have a tweet:
A-A, there are wooden boxes! The Ghetto! Two billion for such a collage, they will rot by spring!
They are drunk from rot.
The phenomena! There are phenols and carcinogens! Sobyanin wants us to sit and breathe with vapors!
- impregnation without phenols, and lawns laced - there will be no vapors.
In Russia – and without phenols? Do you believe this?
Lakes are also carcinogenic. And stinking! Yesterday I walked three kilometers below the current – and it smelled. No other shop!
It is unpleasant to sit on the lakes. Not painted wood is ecological, but does the bloody regime care about the environment?! to
The wooden shops are a sink! In Europe, they have long put beautiful chairs, woven from the vineyard and decorated with white ribbons. And we are afraid, because the woven chair can be used as a weapon in the rally!
We drank bubble again!
The A-A-A!! to
W W W W W W W!! to
O O O O O O!! to
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