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 03.10.2013
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Psh: I'm going to go with C - depending on the order in which I assign the variables, the outcome of the program changes - such as if you ask for a pack of cigarettes and a lighter in the store, they sell you and say thank you, and if the lighter and a pack of cigarettes - beaten in the mouth and thrown out on the street.
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If you first take off your pants and then cut them off, then it will get broken, and if you first cut them off and then take off your pants, it’s not very bad. You do not need to chase here.
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