We recently visited the U.D.O. concert. We approach the turn to the club, two guys also come in front of us, one of them in a pretty strong support. They stood in line, and there was this dialogue between them:
The first (which is in submission): "And why are we here? Let’s go there!" (Hands on the box)
The second: "Why?"
The first (with a typical intonation for a drunk): "Why??? For the tickets!and "
The second: "We have tickets!"
First (with the feeling of the deepest surprise): "Do we have tickets?and "
The second is "You bought it!"
The first (surprising even more): "I BUYED???and "
The second (showing tickets): "Well, here are they."
The first gets a bunch of money deposited on tickets, looks at it for a long time, divides it approximately equally and tries to get half of the companion.
The second is "Why? I owe it to you"
The first (surprise stumbles): "You owe me money???". Then he stands, thinks something, looks again at the coined pile of money, and says, "We have tickets, and you owe me money. Oh yeah yeah!and "