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 05.10.2013
My husband makes a wireless headphone from the phone, I drink tea next to him.
I hear - the cell phone in the room is ringing, I go to answer, and this husband - checks hearing.
I asked him, “Why are you calling me?” My house! We are burning! Come for lunch tomorrow when he is at work.
I shake a little and go back to the kitchen.
Man: Who was calling?
I: - Girlfriend, we agreed with her to have lunch in the cafe tomorrow.

So we live. Tomorrow I’ll go swap with him.
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