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 07.10.2013
Arclite siege tank: Did I find a beautiful lesbian with a girlfriend?
Arclite siege tank: By the way, I dreamed at night that the boss was reading our chat at work. Are you like you, officers?
Arclite siege tank: Hey, do not sleep!
Fuck, what a dream. Write the code words. On Friday dreams come true.
Arclite siege tank: Yes, let’s replace all the words. Fucking to fuck.
Instead of laughing, you will laugh.
Arclite siege tank: Hey, let’s go!
Arclite siege tank: Since childhood I always wanted to laugh, but girls didn’t like my smile.
Arclite siege tank: We did this yesterday – and laughter and sin.
Arclite siege tank: Girls are good with guys who can make them laugh.
Arclite siege tank: He who laughs last laughs well.
Arclite siege tank: After my joke she got drops of mixture in her mouth.
Rainbow: Enough is enough! I laugh and everyone looks at me. :D
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