It won’t be funny, but here it is:

YYY: Can we go for a walk?
XXX: I can’t
YYY: So what is it?
xxx fuck the house.
I have not been doing this since the second semester.
xxx: checked out
YYY: You don’t have an institute and the fuck knows what! The house is checked, the controls are arranged
You always say that walking is strictly prohibited.
XXX is strictly prohibited
Yyy: You are fucking studying at school.
Fuck, I knew it.
Wait, soon I’ll have to change my clothes xD

That fucking funny. Why are we surprised that the missiles are falling? What do we produce foods? Medicine at zero.

That’s because, fucking, these "specialists" work everywhere!