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 08.10.2013
Irina: Can you measure your hands?
Alex: What is it?
Alex: From shoulder to wrist?
Irina: Yes, from shoulder to wrist
[22:34:31] Alex: 4.5 smartphone Samsung Galaxy 2
[22:34:49] And did you not understand?
A: Fuck, what am I going to do to you?
[22:35:41] A: The length of a thermos is irregular, it is different for everyone
A: a sg2 is the same everywhere
[22:36:03] A: standard measure of length, count
[22:36:20] And yes, all
[22:36:26] And you stay without a sweater))
[22:36:30] A: aaa
[22:36:32] A: is not net
A: My wife
[22:36:42] A: I honestly have nothing to measure now.
I can shoot the ambulance tomorrow.
[22:37:26] A: *but generally sg2 can easily be converted into cm... easier than a parrot – exactly*
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