Preface: one of my friends is a terrible cabbage, if we are going to go somewhere, then we agree to go out at a certain time and go to meet each other (we live in neighboring houses), so I constantly approach her entrance and wait for 10-15 minutes. I look at the homeless cat walking, I took her on my arms, sat on the shop, watched. Here, a boy approaches me 5 years old, asks: "Can you chew a cat?" and I say: "The cat is not mine, she is homeless, if it doesn't bother you, then cry" (the child's dad stood 2 meters away and heard everything). Well, the boy chews the cat, something to tell about his childhood. Then my girlfriend goes out with a new big guy, looks at the picture of “I, a cat, a boy, some guy” and says, “This is a hint that I’ve been for a long time.”