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 19.10.2013
On Saturday morning with the cat we accompany the husband to work, the husband:"so girls, don’t let go", at this time the cat played and I grabbed my legs, I kicked it off. Husband:"Well, you are already an adult girl, and she is small, give in to her".I:"No fig, this is according to human standards it turns out that she is one year older than me", Husband, looking at the cat:"Yes, today you are for the older one, and take off the bowl after her.")))
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