My brother is 21 years old, he works in Gorteploenergo. I came to the store in a working shirt (blue jelly with the inscription on the back "GORTEPLO") and asked for cigarettes at the box office.
The Seller:
Do you have a passport?
The Brother:
- What a bad passport, I will turn off your heating now!
The Seller:
and yes? Okay well.
I sold him a pack of cigarettes. The whole line rolled out of laughter.