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 12.08.2008
This story happened in front of my eyes.

I walked somewhere in the square. Suddenly a few meters ahead.

There was a thunder scream.

Dressed in a very decent costume of an elderly man with folded grey

With his hair he grabbed a young Gypsies’ shoulder and stretched out his right hand.

convulsively twisted fingers to her throat, crippling with

With his hysterical blinking, he spoke straight into her face:

I will suffocate! I want blood!

He tried to get rid of him unsuccessfully.

He scared his eyes, a foam appeared on his lips.

The passers really stopped shocked, not realizing what was happening:

What is this maniac in the middle of a white day?

Do not anger me! I am capable of terrible! I can break it up! – is

Orally a man.

The Gypsy, pale, was trembling with her whole body and was ready to faint. her

The second jumped to help - much older, but nothing to do

It was time, because the man also grabbed her for the sleeve.

He made some non-member sound, bitten his lower lip, face

It darkened and stretched, the eyes dropped. Convulsions followed him.

The body.

It was scary to look at it. What happened to the Romanians is hard to describe.

They hanged in his tight hands, incapable.

You cannot say a word without losing any ability to resist.

Suddenly the man drew the elderly close and whispered straight into her face:

The money! Shake it fast! And again screaming: Fast or Fast?

There will be a sea of blood.

But almost not realizing anything from horror, pulled out somewhere from the folds.

He took his clothes and gave him his wallet. The man released the young woman and

I picked out the wallet.

The ring! He said, “I want a ring.

The golden ring moved in the same direction.

The picture was surreal. A crazy thief?

As soon as the ring was in the hand of the man, he released the Gypsies. Those

Both, stunned and shocked, rushed away to the nearest yard.



The man suddenly changed: he invited his hair, fixed his clothes, wiped

His face shrugged and smiled. Returning to the unseen side

because of what happened to a crying girl aged 16-17, who stood nearby

near the wall of the house, he stretched out her wallet and ring and a little apologizing

Tony said:

Please take it, it is yours. Do not cry. Everything is OK. Simply u

Two weeks ago the Gypsy raped my wife, and I couldn’t help but interfere.

and turning back to us,

20), added: – I am an actor of theatre.

He turned and went away. He received rare applause.

People who are impressed.



Timor
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