swimming
This story was told to me by one of my comrades, Sasha. The case was in Vorkute, where he fell as a young lieutenant after his release. Dark stories about this place of service we have heard many times since the time of the classroom. And here – his first summer, he came to the tundra, where it was cold, hungry and flies bite... in general, the idea of a new place of service is the most oppressive. And then a new companion comes to him and calls for the beach to burn up! Corrie immediately got a good mood. And that! There is a beach here, you can sunbath, so it's not so bad! So you can live! They lied all about the eternal cold, the horrors of constant avitaminosis, dumb chucks and unbearable living conditions! And here, armed with some sink, he arrives on the shore of the lake, where the resting locals chew their bodies under the dim northern sun. Relaxing and enjoying the process of obtaining ultraviolet, as well as warm up, Sasha decided to take a bath. A little truth worried about the absence of swimmers, so it was decided to touch the water with the foot. Suddenly, as he went to the shore, he felt the attentive eyes of all the resting people; some even stood up to consider him better, which was slightly alarming. The water turned out to be cold, but Sanya, seeing such curiosity among the locals, and especially catching the eyes of the beautiful half of mankind, decided: "I am a harsh northern man! Not in vain in his native Vologda hair was swimming in May, when the mourning southerners on the street in jackets walked! I go out and immediately back. One run, dive and go home dry.” When he left to run, he felt a noticeable revival among the people, which further alerted him, but did not stop him. And here is the run-off - he runs into the water on his knee, slaps and loudly, under the general goot, splashes his ass on the ice. And hrenley - tundra, eternal frostbite.))) I had to crumble home with a crushed and frozen copper.