by Ivashka:
Yesterday my husband blackmailed all day: you will behave well, wash dishes, flooring and clothes - I will play with you in the evening at the "colonizers" (this is the table). He did everything, we sat down and I hit him dry three times in a row.
by Ivashka:
He sits sad, scratches his tail, and thinks out loudly: “That’s what I’ve been choking all day.