A friend decided to somehow comfort the school and write letters to his former teachers. The guy whether the sense of humor is specific, or is he really such - in general, he wrote:
1) teacher of Russian (I copy): "Thank you Galina Nikolaevna! Your lessons did not go for nothing - I had a lifetime of language! I have them in the ur - the females praise!"
“Dear Valentina Ivanovna, thank you very much that you didn’t take your hand on me at the time! It was you who turned my fate 360 degrees - this knowledge of mathematics still suits me!
And the fist (!Uncle Ivanych - your lessons have brought me the most benefit in my life, thank you enormously! Thanks to your rigorous and selective attitude, I have learned how to counterfeit certificates from the physer at a professional level!
4) and, finally, I will say: "Dear Alla Vasilyevna! How I am grateful to you! After all, it was your efforts at our school that were such wonderful teachers! Sorry for the smell of the school!"