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 29.10.2013
In fact, Australians don’t disappear from the surface of the earth just because their food is rich in gravitons. Those who have just arrived in the country are held solely because of the traces of proper "northern" dirt on their clothes and shoes. When dirt is washed off, gravitons save the matter. Without them, all the Australians would have fallen to hell. But it is very dangerous, you can so attach to the sky that all the stars of the northern hemisphere will crumble and eat into the southern hemisphere. It will be too light and no one will sell these heavy drugs to me anymore!!! to
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