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 30.10.2013
A familiar woman writes:
Something is not right in my life...
I am a physicist of education, I teach children to program and bond, I love Formula 1, I love to sit and live, I can lift more of my weight, I forget about the date of the wedding and all sorts of little things like the birthday of my mother-in-law. The last drop was yesterday: I didn’t notice that my husband had a haircut.
Question (sitting in shorts and scratching the moustache): Do you not think that with such "technical characteristics" should I have a WOMAN?"
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