From life on this:

X: Constantly bite at work, what to do, how to get rid of the bad?
y: Vodka in juice - knock the boss that all the beets...
Z is AGA. with the tranches. All the booze and gone.
or phenolphthalene.
Z is AGA. It is well dissolved in vodka. All the bugs, gone and outcast... But all the bugs.

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A strange story was told in the old work (building).
One worker several times carried saliva to work, in the morning he will bring a piece of half a kilo, but will be cut off, the saliva is not... He was tired of this, and when they all gathered together, he is like this:
Have you seen the salad? I was prescribed hemorrhoids to lubricate so that I did not itch, only three times had time to lubricate and it disappeared.
Three out of five workers ran to the sortir to blew. This is how to fight rats!