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 31.10.2013
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I get up at 6 a.m. every morning for my graduation. The guy decided to make me pleasant and wake me up, then kiss, sex, romance. In short, he got up at half-five, came to me, fell on the road, broke both palms. I open, and there is something standing in the dark, stretching out my bloody hands and saying, “You offered the doctor to play, right?”
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