Shean: My parents almost divorced three months after the wedding.

I went to my mom’s wedding girlfriend. Everyone stands, ZAGS, tu-ru-rum, aunt solemnly announces the conditional Pleshakov marries the conditional Lysiansky and involuntarily makes a pause. Half of the guests loudly press a laugh, and in the air hangs the bullshit under my nose with my puppy "...and both take Parikevich’s surname".