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 15.11.2013
Carlos: The morning in the subway seemed uncommonly positive: standing next to the door, when the doors were already closed, a cute thin girl broke up to them, shaking up all the passengers. The door closed right in front of her nose. "Bliyan" - it has been stretched out. But here, the doors literally opened for 20 cm, and the girl, having demonstrated miracles of reaction, stumbled into this gap. Naturally, only one hand and head had passed through. "Bla" - she cried and, getting red, hanged on the door. I thought for a couple of seconds, but finally I found that standing in the position of a stuck vinny puha to the girl was somehow not a comilfo and opened the doors. “Thank you,” she joyfully whispered and, stumbling at a small threshold, fell onto the platform, whispering something at the landing point. The bag, which flew for a meter, accidentally flooded, some body, from which she flew even further. "Yah-yo-yo" - A girl jumped behind her on almost four limbs. The train touched, and I never knew the final fate of the girl with the bag. ( by
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