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 17.11.2013
The old quote:
My boyfriend got to write text messages until evening every day. I wrote a proga on the smartphone, which responds to all the SMS automatically - "Yes, favorite", "Of course","very"in arbitrary order in the morning I saw 264 incoming SMS and the last from my blonde at 5:45 with the text "And when are you shit, will you fall asleep?and "

SMS 1: "Do you miss it?"
- " very much"

SMS 2: "Do you want me to talk to you before you go to bed?"
- "Yes, my favorite"

SMS 3: Are you serious? Do you really want it?"
- "Of course"

Vuelta is gone!
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