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 18.11.2013
The story of a magnet and a gun.
In the universe where I work, the so-called Capice armor magnet is used in one training facility. As it was written in the story of the gun, to the magnets in the collider by power our magnet will not reach, but it is far from a magnet for the refrigerator. One and a half Tesla. By the way, in the medical tomograph induction of the same order, only the design of the magnet is completely different. And if that policeman magnetized to the tomograph by accidental nonsense, our "client", a student of the 4th grade, did not finally break up with childhood. During an instruction on security, the comrade whispered: “Nothing will happen, I’m not a iron robot, I’m made of meat.” He held his hands between the polar ends of the enabled magnet. Nothing really happened to him, the meat is not magnetized. It is not magnetized and the gold from which the body and bracelet of his watch is made. Honestly, I don’t know why he came to our god-forgotten institute of electronic engineering to polish our refined chairs with his refined pants, usually people of this type for daddy’s money buy MGIMO or Plekhanovka’s diploma. Well, not to me to judge, let’s go back to our magnet. Expensive watches, though in the gold body, but inside there is ordinary steel. Gold is too soft for the details of precise mechanisms, and you can not make gold springs. Small steel hatches and screws are, of course, not a gun, our magnet did not capture the clock. Only further was the smile of a teacher, an elderly professor who loves to joke “black”.
- Michael (name changed), can you tell me how much until the end of the class?
The guy looks at the clock, does not pause, shakes his hand, the type of "autopilot"
The shooter doesn’t turn, I’ll look at the phone.
I will not bring further dialogue, there are ten minutes of trials on the subject "you were warned: do not put your fingers in the socket, do not drink liquid nitrogen, do not breathe compressed air." The short meaning of that long lecture is that you may be made of meat, and the metal clock, the magnetized details of the clock "slip", and the sprinkle of the loop, most likely, turned into the tape of Mobius. To restore, you need to disassemble the mechanism on the screws and magnetize each part separately.

I have not seen him for more hours.
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