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 23.11.2013
He was on a tour in Cyprus.
Transporting us to the airport, the receiving guide for goodbye walked around our small bus and literally looked everyone in the eyes.
Why is it so careful? ? The answer is a bitter experience.
And telling a story. They received a group of Finns, fifty people, who came to a wine festival. Every day, hot Finnish guys and their friends were brought to the local park, where a large-scale tasting took place. The system was like this, you buy an entrance ticket, and then unlimited. Wine by the river, even if you drink, that the Finns successfully and practiced. The question arose: and then how to look for bodies in the dark to load into the bus and send to the hotel? The way out was brilliant: they bought 50 pieces of head shells with two springs-strings, at the end of which flashed starlights. In the evening, they approached the park, flashing the stars under the bushes found the bodies of the Finns and loaded them into the bus. The day of departure. Alcohol tourists gathered in the bus, the guide counted the heads (stars) of all, everything came together and sent the bus to the airport.
Breathed.. crossed... A few hours later a call from the hotel: Are you going to pick up your Finn?
What kind of finna???! to
It turned out that they were somehow forgotten. I had to buy a ticket and take another flight. How this happened - could not understand, because the number of heads was counted.
As a result, it was discovered. One Finnish aunt bought as a gift to her grandson a soft toy - a bear the size of almost a human height and placed it on a neighboring seat, and on his head for a slide wrecked a ribbon, which in the bus forgot a compatriot, at this time quietly stumbling in the hotel.
This is such a story.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1311/o131121.html#1
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