Again about advertising.
I am driving, I am in a traffic jamming. The phone rings.
I listen to.
Is this the name of the name?
Yes, I listen to you.
My name is Alena, I am a representative of the cosmetic company Desheli. We got your number from open sources and want to invite you to an absolutely free body care procedure.
to eat. First, this number has never been published in any open source. Secondly, I never turned to professional body care procedures. Third, the spammers were stunned. Well, even though the vacuum cleaners are not yet supplied with my number. And, judging by the tone of treatment, I’m definitely considered a girl. A cold, apparently.
Why did you decide that I needed this procedure?
We use the best body care cosmetics developed specifically for our premium brand. This procedure is completely free. You will be able to see how young you are in front of your eyes.
Of course, you can just send it. There is time and it is boring. So I continue the conversation.
You know, I don’t think I need your tool and procedure.
Why do you think so?
My skin is in perfect condition. It is elastic, young, elastic, not dry, not fat and smells pleasant.
– to?? to
Yes, I smell right now, it smells good.
Then we can offer you a great remedy for hair care. We have a shampoo, air conditioner, balm washer...
I think my hair is fine. I am in the bathroom, in front of the mirror. My hair is of natural wheat color. Very close to my blue eyes. The hair is straight, smooth and shiny. They lie very straight, such a shiny cascade on their shoulders. A little on the ends. Yes, I am just perfection.
You are using shampoo, right?
- No, I make my hair a decoction of chamomile and urticaria. very useful.
A cry of despair:
We can offer you a tool for the removal of toxins and a unique ultrasound device for soft delicate tissue massage.
What kind of tissue?
and soft.
- Girl, I understand that massaging hard tissues, bones, is stupid. What tissue do you offer me to massage with your device?
Anywhere, in any troubled area.
I have no problem areas. I have light olive colored skin, good sunshine. There is no problem with the figure either. Height 170 and weight 51. What to massage? Just stumbled somewhere. Do you have free cough ice cream?
No, I am sorry
He puts the phone. Now, probably, in front of my name is the label “dumb.” Don’t steal the customer base.