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 02.12.2013
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I had a Russian teacher at school. and temporary. I don’t know where it was stolen from. But somehow, checking the dictatorship of one of the quite literate students, she corrected half the correct words to the wrong one, put a three with a minus and signed - "UzhEs".
This is he himself. by JES.

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In us, in the praised Soviet times, by the way, the teacher of Russian was replaced by the director, a philologist of education. For the fact that I dared to correct her mistake on the board, she put a record in my diary (literally): "Dear parents, your daughter is systematically holding on to the lesson." This was my favorite recording with my ancestors.

and...

He moved from a regular school to a lyceum (then still) in connection with moving to another city.
At the end of the year, I was discharged for failure in algebra. In fact, I knew the subject, but I was a witness to how the director told the algebraic that I could silence her with my knowledge of the belt (and in the past school we were drawn directly to such subjects and it was simply impossible not to know them). And then it happened... What is not control, then I have an assessment- "par", with the attribute "the decision must be different".
That is, she found a reason: I decided faster, using other methods, that she was wildly angry, and that the answer came together - she wasn't worried. And you say...
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