My grandmother told me how she worked on the second largest cattle complex in the USSR. They were headed by Nikolai Petrovich Beauty. The director of the complex left for a week in a business trip leaving him for the chief. Now the stockpile of animal feed has begun to run out. Nikolai Petrovich, not long thinking, sends a telegram to the regional administration "Tobs and cows are not fed. Beauty." The next day, the commission came to see who was doing so.