The bachelor must be obtained in a year and a half.
If you recognize yourself, no insults. This cannot not be shared.
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My friend, who received a red diploma from the institute, two years after graduating, claimed that the sun revolved around the Earth! It was impossible to prove the opposite.
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This is something else! I still remember when my classmate in high school said that children are born through the navel! Apparently, in pregnant women, the navel is always specially convex, so that it is more convenient to cut off, and then through the resulting hole and the child goes out))) At that time, she was unable to prove that this is not the case.