Lawyer: I’m fucking on this job. No, it is real. Soon the misanthropy will be completed. Imagine that you are a travel agent. A citizen comes to you and asks you to send him to the Sahara to ski. You say that you can’t ski in the Sahara at all and you’d rather go to the Alps or there to Bulgaria for a bad end. You are polite listening, kicking your head and saying that you would still like to go skiing in the Sahara. You begin to explain that there is sand and no mountains, you talk about the friction of different surfaces, you shake a textbook of physics and geography from a school course... for three hours. You are kicked, subdued, but the Nihua do not believe and push their line. In the end, after a ride, you write him a tour to the Sahara, repeating twice at the end that he is driving there and not to come to you with claims. But exactly two weeks later he appears at your doorstep and says, “Return me the money!” The Fucks! In this fucking Sahara, it turns out, it is absolutely impossible to ski!!! to