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 06.12.2013
Dialogue in the morning with Assushnik:

How do programmers catch lions in the desert? You have to start dividing the desert in half until the lion is fixed.

I: In which area of the desert is a lion caught?

Assassin: Until the fixation cell violates the integrity of the lion.
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