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 07.12.2013
Daddy is a wallet.

In "Terremka" again exhibited a beautiful box "For letters to Santa Claus".
The sellers, guessing about the possible content of the letters already dropped there, remembered the history of last year:
A 10-11 year old boy went to the store immediately after school. With the words – “Let’s see” – he threw a letter into the DeMorozov box and left.
Before the closure, a stunned father ran into Teremok: “Where do you have letters to Santa Claus?”
It turns out he didn’t have time, coming from work, to change clothes at home, the son said to him: “Let’s see if there is Santa Claus or not! I sent him a letter.”
The father carefully asked how the letter was sent and ran to us.
The girls took a letter from the box, asked the father's name, and gave it.
Dad read: “Dear Santa Claus... Mommy – a cosmetic... Daddy – a wallet... Me – Mansuna...”
The girls! What is Mansona? Do you have?
This is a toy - a hero of the cartoon. We have a thousand two hundred.
Let it go!
The father paid and said, “Why do I need my wallet? I will have to buy...”
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1312/o131205.html#5
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