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 08.12.2013
How did he get you?
Oh, that is fate! My girlfriend gave birth to four cats.
I once visited her, wanted to make breakfast and dropped an egg on the floor.
Wiping out the sludge, so I put all the cats in a bite, and brought them to the kitchen. I said, whoever eats the egg, I will take it. Three walk, the mouths turn, and this one immediately understood everything and clearly got up.
I immediately realized that we will work.
Five years together, soul in soul, you have no scratches, no hips.
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