Antivirus on the Hubble:

xxx: I’ve always said, Kaspersky is from the evil, put Linux or buy Mac and don’t put that shit.
yyy: Here you give harmful advice, and then the forums start: “I installed my son Linux, and he started to grow a beard, what to do?“!”
zzz: the main thing was not to "install the daughter of Linux, and her beard began to grow and a sweater appeared, what to do?“!”
aaa: then after half a year "a, it's all okay, it's the guy linuxoid caught up and hid in the sweater" :)