I write to a working wife (J), terribly pleased, on Skype:
I: Alice * daughter, five and a half years old * today almost crushed a couple... All the wires in the pair correctly disassembled, but the forces were not enough to crush.
Jennie, I have bad news for you.
I : What?
My daughter is mentally retarded.
I: What are you fucking?
J: If I had read Tannenbaum’s “Computer Networks” on the night of the third round, I would have administered at her age. It only helps to pull. Do you not see a delay in development?! to

He even left Skype out of indignation.