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 13.12.2013
XXX: Mom calls and tells a bloody story.

She enters her grandmother's room, and the cat Misti sleeps on her knees. Mother leaned to the Wi-Fi router to connect it, and when she turned to her grandmother in half-turn, Misti suddenly swung up with a bad voice, jumped two meters to the window, hit the glass, flew to the wall, tried to scratch on the wall, then pushed away from the wall and jumped on the window, where she hid behind the curtain, pulled out her eyes, pressed her ears, scratched and crawled with such a terrible voice that we had never heard from her.

XX: Attention, the question: what was it?

UUU: I almost the same way my wife reacts when I go into the kitchen in the evening, where she is watching a movie on a tablet in her headphones :-)
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