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 15.12.2013
We communicate with customers mainly by telephone and e-mail.
Customers, as a rule, are brilliant in terms of grinding.
And the people in our country are young and unrestricted, so that the three-storey mat is an integral part of the working process. Particularly popular is the mantra "kill a fox!".
And we also have a cleaner Aunt Nastya - a former teacher, an intelligent elderly woman.
She is paid well, so with the loud nonsense sounding in the office, she accepted.
He just sneezes, and his head turns sometimes.

The next day, the headman’s nose was bleeding. He, of course, was taken to the couch, given a pressure pill... and the blood in the office was forgotten to remove.

On the other day we find a note from our aunt Nasty: “Dear employees, a compelling request to kill your clients outside of the office, or to report the fact of murder immediately – dry blood is badly washed. In any case, I report that suitable garbage bags for the corpses are in the wardrobe in the toilet.
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