urgently! Emergency news release! Today, in the city of Mukhosransk, during the squad in honor of the Olympic fire, a small dog was thrown onto a torch bearer without a hammer and a lead! The torch carrier fell and burned, and in the meantime the dog began to rape the athlete's leg with ananas at the causal spot! The city's residents are divided into two fronts: some defend the dog, others sympathize with the athlete. The employees of the Russian Post refuse to comment, and it is understandable! They learned about the incident ten days later. But it was established that it was the Russian Post that delivered a bowl with pineapples to the owner of the dog. The owner of the dog escaped from the scene with a bank of canned pineapples. Investigation is underway.