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 19.12.2013
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Once went such a drunk... a girl, 21 years old, a student of MGU, I work, 169 cm, 65 kg, cute, stupid, I cook deliciously. One, sad and virgin.

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65 kg with a height of 169 cm is a ball fed in the McDack. First drop it all to at least 48 kg.
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Before writing nonsense, look at the ratio of weight and height. If you like anorexia, there are no questions.
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