A real man!by :

I went home yesterday and decided to watch the news on TV. Included a box and a satellite console. On the screen appears the inscription "Check the card in your receiver". I checked, there are no maps, smallOgo (7 years) is also not observed in a radius of 10 meters, although it usually rotates around at such moments. I found him behind the couch in a sad mood. It turned out: this drawing pulled the card out of the console, cut it with scissors to the size of a standard simki and knocked into his phone. To the natural question, which briefly sounds "Nahua?" was the answer that just cut off "I wanted to watch the cartoons directly on my phone". Genius is foolish! I did not crack, of course. Just asked the next time to coordinate your innovations with me. It failed to shake the shade, because. Traces of crime were washed in the toilet so that there was no burn.

Brother, let us meet you! We need to know each other!!I have triplets, so are geniuses.