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 23.12.2013
It was on the premiere of "The Hobbit. The Smaug Desert in one of the cinemas of our White City.
As always, I was delighted with the comments:
The first, when Gyrion tried to kill Smaug from the gnome of his rifle, black arrows.
Gyrion releases the first arrow, it jumps away from the dragon's armor. Comments Off on: Ricochet! The second arrow. Commentary: I did not break! The Third. The armor is not broken!
By the rust in the hall, you could count the toys in WoT.

The second episode. End of the film. The Smaug flies to destroy the Lake City. And the following monologue leads: "I am the fire! I am..." taking a break. The commentator in the room: "I am this... well this... I am that..." Smaug on the screen: "I am death!" the commentator in the room: "Fuch, remembered."

Thank you to the Russian audience, it is not boring with him)))

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